Understand She through C

Everybody knows C is a great programming language. It can clearly describe structure and design of a complicated system. Few, however, know how well it can describe human nature and psychology as well. Don’t believe? Here is the proof.

struct FemaleProfessionals 
	double styles;
	short skirts;
	long time_to_understand_problems;
	float mind;  
	void knowledge;  
	char non_co-operative; 

struct MarriedLady
	double weight;
	short tempered;
	long gossip;
	float hopes;
	void word;
	char unstable; 


struct EngagedFemales 
	double time_on_phone;
	short attention_on_work;     
	long boast;     
	float on_cloud_nine;     
	void understanding;     
	char edgy; 

struct NewlyMarriedFemales 
	double dinner_invitation;     
	short time_at_work;     
	long lunch_break;     
	void bank_balance;     
	char hen_pecked; 


struct HusbandWifeProfessionals 
	double income;     
	short tempered;     
	long time_no_see_each_other;     
	void love_life;     
	char money-making; 


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